It's the last month of the millennium... as long as you're not one of those logic nuts that go on and on about how there was no "year zero." Argue all you like, but our New Year's parties will blow yours out of the water.
Besides, it's always nice to own your own name.
There are plenty more nights to walk the wonderland.
He was a surprisingly good Santa, actually.
Today was a gold star day all around, actually...
Look at what we accomplished this year.
Of course resistance was futile.
We will be ringing in the new year on the Big Island, our spiritual home.
See you on the other side...